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Exercise Pill Relieves Stress

Finally, those idiot lab techs designed something that even I can appreciate. A pill that can replace exercise! It defies me why it took so long, but that's not the point. They did it. Alas, exercise in a pill has arrived.

No more stress from everyone telling me to get active and become more fit...Now I will just take a pill. How convenient! Instead of feeling any guilt of not playing the sport, I take this capsule and feel good about propping my feet up while I sit back & watch.

No more stress from the discomfort of sweat and sunblock getting all over everything, including in my eyes. All those after workout showers, think of the water savings!

No more stress from trying to schedule in some time for my workout...how much time does it take to pop a pill?

I used to go for a run after a difficult day or after being stuck in traffic to relieve stress. I wonder if I can get the same benefit from this little capsule?

My friends used to meet me at the gym for a workout. Now we can get the same benefit by meeting at the pub & watch the game instead.

The stress from the dangerous exposure of getting close to the outside elements is often overwhelming. Now it will be easy, and we can just leave all that exposure to the pro's while we safely watch them as we sit in front of the TV or on the sidelines.

And that high I got for hours after my workouts was probably not good for me anyway...If they bottled those natural chemicals that the brain releases and that cause a euphoric feeling, there's no question that the government would ban it.

I'm pretty sure there will be no side-effects...the FDA and corporations have a great deal of integrity, extensive screening, and rigorous testing to protect us. No, that exercise pill won't have any negative health impacts for me.

Yea, this pill is for me. It will change my life.

Remember, YOU have the POWER!

By Darren Rieck